After.Life

1) I figured this had to be good. Had Christina Ricci from tha hit Adams Family movies, Jason Long from tha hit movie Drag Me to Hell. I'm not too wild about Liam Neeson but whatever. But unfortunately it was not very good. It took me all of two minutes to figure out that Liam is just some guy who has this morbid obsession of pretending that people are dead. I almost fell asleep just trying to blog about this.

2) It was also a long, drawn out emo movie. Lots of artistic shots that looked like they were off of instagram of stuff that doesn't matter. Lot's of diddle-daddling around the stupid funeral home for no reason. Lot's of slow music that just was on loop for almost two hours.

3) Believe it or not, I got bored during the movie. Actually there was this long stretch of the movie where I got so bored that I ate a whole 14 oz bag of Starburst jelly beans and now there are jelly beans all under the covers of my bread smh.

4) And to top it off, the whole movie concerns my least favorite subject of all time: eternity. In fact, eternity freaks me out so much that I will probably never blog about it because thinking about it for too long gives me the fucking willies.

I'd bury this movie alive lol,

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