WGBW, sorry for the (9 month) delay lol. Oh and DB don't read too far- spoilers ahead lol.
I'm coming out of tha woodwork tonight to give a prediction for tha finale of tha hit tv show NURSE JACKIE.
Now before I get started, I'll bet a bunch of you don't really care and wish this was about something else. Well go eat some dirt. I don't really care lol.
1) ) Nurse Jackie has always been good at hooking up flashbacks to prior episodes. Tha finale is called "I say a Little Prayer." Some of you fans may remember that this song opened up Season 2 right after Jackie took all of those drugs and went on a family vacation to get away from Eddie. During the last ep of season 1 she takes a bunch of drugs and wonders if she is seeing things. During the opening ep of season 2 she keeps seeing Eddie too. The whole last season prior to tha finale she had a wreck of hallucinations while she was super high. (This is probably getting a little too Sopranos.)
2) Besides last ep's revelation that she had clean UA's, I would've bet dollars that she had just been using tha whole last season. It is a little weird that in all prior seasons we knew when Jackie was using. And now they are just flirting with the idea by showing her putting some unnamed pill in her mouth. But I think tha hallucination confirms she is.
3) Long story short I think the cliffhanger from tha last ep (that showed Jackie popping pills and then seeing that one dude fly) clearly show that she has fallen off tha wagon. Also, if anyone caught the one liner from tha end of the finale "Make me good God"(which she originally said during the pilot ep before you realized she had a family- "make me good God, but not today.") may signal that her time has come.
4) That being said- the last Showtime finale that tried to provide some closure took a big swing and a miss (see Dexter). However, I'm hoping they've come to their senses. At tha end of the day, I predict that Jackie takes an inordinate amount of painkillers and they try to revive her. (The ending makes sense- Jackie is obvi really self centered and if she can't be a nurse she could try to TKO herself- she wouldn't really care how this affected anyone else (i.e. how she has let her drugs go before everything else). Maybe to "make her good", she will try and get out of everyone's hair by TKO'ing herself.
I imagine the ep ends as they are trying to save her, so we will never know what happens.
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Wednesday, March 26, 2014
The Voice Season 6
BW, I know I always apologize about tha delays. Besides putting in tha work lately, I've been in a fit of depression (re: Jayhawks).
My other fit of depression is what has triggered this blog post about THA VOICE. Now I know what you're thinking: "Buff, tha horror movies you review are bad enough... why are you now reviewing tha voice?" Well let me tell you bw,
1) For you blog fans that have never seen tha show, tha gist of it is that these people go audition to be on a team of one of tha 4 coaches and after they are on a coaches team, they are coached until someone is crowned tha best singer.
2) So I'm sitting around watching the Voice (because other Monday night TV blows) and all of a sudden they show PAULA DEANDA auditioning for tha voice. Now for you n00bs that don't know who Paula DeAnda is, shame on you. She had tha hit 2006 hit single WALK AWAY. She had another music video that was featuring Bow Wow. And not to embarrass my other friend Buff, but just so you all get an idea of how big she was. Buff's music tracker website shows that she is the 5th most played artist OF ALL TIME. Step back and think about that. Out of all Buff's music, she's tha 5th most played artist.
3) She pops on tv and I'm like amen- the whole season will just be her lighting it up. Then flash forward to tha first week of battles and she's cut. I mean, WTF? Someone with a top 20 Billboard single is cut. I mean, even I could make it through tha first round of cuts. So my Monday and Tuesday night tv schedule has been all screwed up. Combine that with tha Good Wife killing off Will (topic for a whole new post), and it's been pretty miserable tv wise lol.
Anywho, I'll get back to tha horror reviews soon :(
C-
My other fit of depression is what has triggered this blog post about THA VOICE. Now I know what you're thinking: "Buff, tha horror movies you review are bad enough... why are you now reviewing tha voice?" Well let me tell you bw,
1) For you blog fans that have never seen tha show, tha gist of it is that these people go audition to be on a team of one of tha 4 coaches and after they are on a coaches team, they are coached until someone is crowned tha best singer.
2) So I'm sitting around watching the Voice (because other Monday night TV blows) and all of a sudden they show PAULA DEANDA auditioning for tha voice. Now for you n00bs that don't know who Paula DeAnda is, shame on you. She had tha hit 2006 hit single WALK AWAY. She had another music video that was featuring Bow Wow. And not to embarrass my other friend Buff, but just so you all get an idea of how big she was. Buff's music tracker website shows that she is the 5th most played artist OF ALL TIME. Step back and think about that. Out of all Buff's music, she's tha 5th most played artist.
3) She pops on tv and I'm like amen- the whole season will just be her lighting it up. Then flash forward to tha first week of battles and she's cut. I mean, WTF? Someone with a top 20 Billboard single is cut. I mean, even I could make it through tha first round of cuts. So my Monday and Tuesday night tv schedule has been all screwed up. Combine that with tha Good Wife killing off Will (topic for a whole new post), and it's been pretty miserable tv wise lol.
Anywho, I'll get back to tha horror reviews soon :(
C-
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
Top 10 TV Shows: #1: Friends
Obvi no surprises here BW. Instead of talking about my love for tha show (which YAK if U R a tru blog fan, or can see by googleing Friends in the little bar at tha top right part of tha blog), I'm instead going to talk about why I'm more qualified to make that assessment that any of you posers and why I would clobber any of you at Friends trivia.
First though, I'll get it out of tha way why it outweighs all. To put it in perspective, Breaking Bad's finale had 10.3 million viewers. Friends had 52.5 million viewers #unmatched. Obvi, I'd get a lot of hoola for this comparison ("but Buff, AMC isn't a major network, Friends was too generic, more people were streaming it online" or other goofy claims), but without getting into the substance of why Friends is good, it is the only 21st century show that has hit 50 million views (which it did on multiple episodes). I'll cut the cord on Halloweenjitsu when some other show comes close. No one will come close to taking that challenge. Everyone keep me posted LOL.
Now that I've taken care of that a further background is necessary: in like May of 2008, played M.A. in a game of Friends Scene It. I may or may not have been drinking and missed a single question and managed to give up the board to her. Ever since then, haters have been skeptical. More recently, another J.D. also claimed he could beat me.
This is all nonsensical.
Assuming arguendo, that the 2008 game wasn't a fluke and I was just actually out-Friended (lol) I've been putting in tha work for the last few years. Think about it, since the Summer of 2008 I've fallen asleep with tha TV on exclusively to tha show Friends. Even assuming that I only watch 2 episodes a night before I fall asleep*fn1, which is a fucking conservative estimate, and also assuming I haven't watched any eps the rest of the day (also generous), this means I've watched 4,015 episodes of Friends since I've started watching the show religiously.*fn2
For you friends rookies out there (pay attention M.A.), there are 236 episodes of Friends. Obvi, I probably haven't watched all episodes equally.*fn3 Nevertheless, this mean that since the last time I fell short in a game of competitive trivia, I have seen each episode an additional 17 times.*fn4 AND THAT'S ASSUMING I ONLY WATCH THA TWO EPS BEFORE I GO TO BREAD.
Long story short,
a) this is the greatest TV show of all time.
b) I would pwn anyone at it.
*FN1: I know what you're thinking- but Buff what about tha 3 day benders you go on every fall and all those nights not spent in your own bread? Well, my ill informed friends, think about what hit TV show I would recover to all day on a Sunday (and maybe Monday if it was a bad one lol).
*FN2: I've always slept with the TV on since I moved upstairs in the Pinecone (circa August 2006). However, at that time I am sure that I didn't own all of the seasons of Friends. To pinpoint when I started watching Friends religiously, I had to flashback to when I was seeing certain LFs and figure out if a) the TV was on with them and b) if it was Friends. To the best of my recollection, I slept with the TV on during my sowing my wild oats stage of 2006, and past the SS era of most of 2007 (even at this time I ruled at Friends and consistently took her to town on Friends Scene It). Early 2008 had some Friends, but I don't think I made a full commitment to falling asleep to the show until I had counter-resistance from AM in the fall of 2008 when she wanted to fall asleep to these hippie shows other than Friends so I made it a full time deal.Even with more recent candidates (KB, WU, GG, AH2013), they've all been on board with tha show.
*FN3: Season 10 makes me sad because the show is ending LOL.Tha last scene was tha only TV show that's ever made me tear up lol.
*FN4: Since last fall, I've mostly watched the blu-ray eps of Friends which are shorter and also the ones that are still replayed on TV, so I may be a little off my game. I've committed to the transition back to DVD since November 1st of this year.
First though, I'll get it out of tha way why it outweighs all. To put it in perspective, Breaking Bad's finale had 10.3 million viewers. Friends had 52.5 million viewers #unmatched. Obvi, I'd get a lot of hoola for this comparison ("but Buff, AMC isn't a major network, Friends was too generic, more people were streaming it online" or other goofy claims), but without getting into the substance of why Friends is good, it is the only 21st century show that has hit 50 million views (which it did on multiple episodes). I'll cut the cord on Halloweenjitsu when some other show comes close. No one will come close to taking that challenge. Everyone keep me posted LOL.
Now that I've taken care of that a further background is necessary: in like May of 2008, played M.A. in a game of Friends Scene It. I may or may not have been drinking and missed a single question and managed to give up the board to her. Ever since then, haters have been skeptical. More recently, another J.D. also claimed he could beat me.
This is all nonsensical.
Assuming arguendo, that the 2008 game wasn't a fluke and I was just actually out-Friended (lol) I've been putting in tha work for the last few years. Think about it, since the Summer of 2008 I've fallen asleep with tha TV on exclusively to tha show Friends. Even assuming that I only watch 2 episodes a night before I fall asleep*fn1, which is a fucking conservative estimate, and also assuming I haven't watched any eps the rest of the day (also generous), this means I've watched 4,015 episodes of Friends since I've started watching the show religiously.*fn2
For you friends rookies out there (pay attention M.A.), there are 236 episodes of Friends. Obvi, I probably haven't watched all episodes equally.*fn3 Nevertheless, this mean that since the last time I fell short in a game of competitive trivia, I have seen each episode an additional 17 times.*fn4 AND THAT'S ASSUMING I ONLY WATCH THA TWO EPS BEFORE I GO TO BREAD.
Long story short,
a) this is the greatest TV show of all time.
b) I would pwn anyone at it.
*FN1: I know what you're thinking- but Buff what about tha 3 day benders you go on every fall and all those nights not spent in your own bread? Well, my ill informed friends, think about what hit TV show I would recover to all day on a Sunday (and maybe Monday if it was a bad one lol).
*FN2: I've always slept with the TV on since I moved upstairs in the Pinecone (circa August 2006). However, at that time I am sure that I didn't own all of the seasons of Friends. To pinpoint when I started watching Friends religiously, I had to flashback to when I was seeing certain LFs and figure out if a) the TV was on with them and b) if it was Friends. To the best of my recollection, I slept with the TV on during my sowing my wild oats stage of 2006, and past the SS era of most of 2007 (even at this time I ruled at Friends and consistently took her to town on Friends Scene It). Early 2008 had some Friends, but I don't think I made a full commitment to falling asleep to the show until I had counter-resistance from AM in the fall of 2008 when she wanted to fall asleep to these hippie shows other than Friends so I made it a full time deal.Even with more recent candidates (KB, WU, GG, AH2013), they've all been on board with tha show.
*FN3: Season 10 makes me sad because the show is ending LOL.Tha last scene was tha only TV show that's ever made me tear up lol.
*FN4: Since last fall, I've mostly watched the blu-ray eps of Friends which are shorter and also the ones that are still replayed on TV, so I may be a little off my game. I've committed to the transition back to DVD since November 1st of this year.
Monday, December 16, 2013
Top 10 TV Shows #2: The Sopranos
BW, tha second best TV show of all time is tha hit HBO show THE SOPRANOS.
1) I know most of you think my movie/tv taste is awful (which I guess from an objective standpoint isn't totally off tha mark), but I think everyone recognizes that this show is top notch. As I've previously mentioned before, "The Sopranos rules."
2) Where to start. Obvi tha characters are good. Tony has his ups and downs (well obvi with tha MH problems lol) but is tight. I think my fave was always Pauly. He reminded me of my non-gangster self, in that he was kind of a savant about a lot of things, never really found a way to settle down, and had that sick haircut.
3) And tha plot development was tight. Although I've put to bed the haters, the mystery of if Tony died or didn't die was fitting for a show where Tony never found tranquility or consistency, whether in regards to his mental health issues, his relationship with his family, or his control over tha mob family.
4) My only beef with the show (besides tha legions of you n00bs that think he dies), were those episodes where he is in tha coma and keeps thinking he is Kevin Finnerty. They give me the willies for 2 many reasons to go into, but lets just say RIP to Kevin Finnerty.
ELEVEN
1) I know most of you think my movie/tv taste is awful (which I guess from an objective standpoint isn't totally off tha mark), but I think everyone recognizes that this show is top notch. As I've previously mentioned before, "The Sopranos rules."
2) Where to start. Obvi tha characters are good. Tony has his ups and downs (well obvi with tha MH problems lol) but is tight. I think my fave was always Pauly. He reminded me of my non-gangster self, in that he was kind of a savant about a lot of things, never really found a way to settle down, and had that sick haircut.
3) And tha plot development was tight. Although I've put to bed the haters, the mystery of if Tony died or didn't die was fitting for a show where Tony never found tranquility or consistency, whether in regards to his mental health issues, his relationship with his family, or his control over tha mob family.
4) My only beef with the show (besides tha legions of you n00bs that think he dies), were those episodes where he is in tha coma and keeps thinking he is Kevin Finnerty. They give me the willies for 2 many reasons to go into, but lets just say RIP to Kevin Finnerty.
ELEVEN
Thursday, December 12, 2013
Top 10 TV Shows: #4: Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
Tha 4th best show of all time is SVU. You know (not to spoil any of tha rest of tha countdown) tha longer tha show goes without any giant hiccups really should speak volumes about tha show.
1) As I've mentioned before, the show is generally solid. There's only a few eps of SVU where I was just standing, screaming at tha top of my lungs about how good they were, but there was never really a long stretch of eps that were horrible.
2) In fact, me and bricker watched the entirety of season 12 in like a day and a half when we were bored. AND it was tha 12th season. It's not like some new gem we stumbled upon (that most of you hippy bloggers constantly tweet about seeing on netflix smh lol), but it's the same old good shit.
3) And to be honest, Olivia just keeps getting better looking.
4) The downside, and obvi, way that this show could end up crapping out is when the whole cast dies off. I mean, how sad was it when Stabler left? Munch left this season, and rumor is Capt. Cragen is leaving soon too. I mean, starstruck Buffalo always secretly hoped that El and Liv would return for one final go around :(
1) As I've mentioned before, the show is generally solid. There's only a few eps of SVU where I was just standing, screaming at tha top of my lungs about how good they were, but there was never really a long stretch of eps that were horrible.
2) In fact, me and bricker watched the entirety of season 12 in like a day and a half when we were bored. AND it was tha 12th season. It's not like some new gem we stumbled upon (that most of you hippy bloggers constantly tweet about seeing on netflix smh lol), but it's the same old good shit.
3) And to be honest, Olivia just keeps getting better looking.
4) The downside, and obvi, way that this show could end up crapping out is when the whole cast dies off. I mean, how sad was it when Stabler left? Munch left this season, and rumor is Capt. Cragen is leaving soon too. I mean, starstruck Buffalo always secretly hoped that El and Liv would return for one final go around :(
Wednesday, December 11, 2013
Top 10 TV Shows: #5: Buckwild
One of the best parts about the magical year of 2013 was the introduction of one of television's greatest shows (#5): BUCKWILD.
Where do I even begin?!?! - Rural country living? Check. - Hot country babe looking to settle down? Check. - A bunch of country music? Check.
AND THE HIT STAR OF THE SHOW TWEETED AT HALLOWEENJITSU ABOUT HER FAVORITE HORROR MOVIE!!!!
Even with only 1 season, it made its mark on television.
DAMN STRAIGHT
Where do I even begin?!?! - Rural country living? Check. - Hot country babe looking to settle down? Check. - A bunch of country music? Check.
AND THE HIT STAR OF THE SHOW TWEETED AT HALLOWEENJITSU ABOUT HER FAVORITE HORROR MOVIE!!!!
Even with only 1 season, it made its mark on television.
DAMN STRAIGHT
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Top 10 TV Shows: #6: Dexter
1) Part of the problem with my delay in blogging is that I have shows ranked in certain numbers prior to seeing how the rest of the season folds out. (For example, the last season of Eastbound and Down was actually pretty solid.)
2) That being said, this last season was still stop notch sans tha final episode. Really it was one of the better seasons since those first few that were so OTC.
3) I also give this show more credit b/c I always wanted to tune in for new eps and it kept my attention pretty well.
4) Random side note: whoever the girl that played Hannah and Julia Stiles also bumped this up a notch or two <3
I wavered on this a month or two ago but feel pretty solid that this should be #6.
2) That being said, this last season was still stop notch sans tha final episode. Really it was one of the better seasons since those first few that were so OTC.
3) I also give this show more credit b/c I always wanted to tune in for new eps and it kept my attention pretty well.
4) Random side note: whoever the girl that played Hannah and Julia Stiles also bumped this up a notch or two <3
I wavered on this a month or two ago but feel pretty solid that this should be #6.
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Friends: the One with the Halloween Party
Bw, as it may or may not surprise you, my favorite month of tha year is October. Now I know everyone gets that I take time off of work to lay around watching scary movies every October. But someone once asked me, "buff, what do you do the other 11 months of the year?" And without hesitation I reply, "fall asleep to the hit tv show Friends."
The one (obvi) very minor drawback to the show is that it only references Halloween a few times in the show and only has 1 episode that is about halloween (I'll bet that poser Maddie can't name tha other few smh lol). That being said, here's the run down:
1) Obvi a really solid episode all tha way around. Mona's in it which is tight. She's the second chick that I wish wouldn't have gotten kicked off tha show (besides Kathy, man was she tight - and speaking of which, anyone get that Chandler's dressed like the character in Kathy's favorite book - start taking notes Maddie).
2) This is also the last major literary work that Sean Penn can be seen in that doesn't actually suck. If you don't believe me you should go check out This Must be the Place.
3) Except for the absence of any scary movies going on in the background, a good solid effort here,
A
The one (obvi) very minor drawback to the show is that it only references Halloween a few times in the show and only has 1 episode that is about halloween (I'll bet that poser Maddie can't name tha other few smh lol). That being said, here's the run down:
1) Obvi a really solid episode all tha way around. Mona's in it which is tight. She's the second chick that I wish wouldn't have gotten kicked off tha show (besides Kathy, man was she tight - and speaking of which, anyone get that Chandler's dressed like the character in Kathy's favorite book - start taking notes Maddie).
2) This is also the last major literary work that Sean Penn can be seen in that doesn't actually suck. If you don't believe me you should go check out This Must be the Place.
3) Except for the absence of any scary movies going on in the background, a good solid effort here,
A
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Top 10 TV Shows: #7: Cheaters
#7 is tha hit tv show Cheaters.
1) How tight is this show. I mean, they follow around a bunch of shady people cheating on their significant others and then bust them. Solid justice and entertainment for everyone.
2) I'd be skeptical about calling Cheaters to go on the lookout though. I mean, how many episodes go by where they bust someone on their first surveillance outing (*btw it just took me like 5 minutes to figure out how to spell the word surveillance lol*), and then hold off disclosing the information to "complete their investigation" lol. I'd be like "uhhhh, did you catch them already? If so can we go bust them before they are gii and I have to see them gii?" Seems like a pretty reasonable request.
3) IDRC about all of the haters who think that a bunch of scenes in the show have been staged. Like the stabbing/gun shot scenes. The haters should just be glad no one was hurt lol.
4) This was really solid trashy TV back before trashy TV was in style. Good stuff.
1) How tight is this show. I mean, they follow around a bunch of shady people cheating on their significant others and then bust them. Solid justice and entertainment for everyone.
2) I'd be skeptical about calling Cheaters to go on the lookout though. I mean, how many episodes go by where they bust someone on their first surveillance outing (*btw it just took me like 5 minutes to figure out how to spell the word surveillance lol*), and then hold off disclosing the information to "complete their investigation" lol. I'd be like "uhhhh, did you catch them already? If so can we go bust them before they are gii and I have to see them gii?" Seems like a pretty reasonable request.
3) IDRC about all of the haters who think that a bunch of scenes in the show have been staged. Like the stabbing/gun shot scenes. The haters should just be glad no one was hurt lol.
4) This was really solid trashy TV back before trashy TV was in style. Good stuff.
Top 10 TV Shows: #8 Eastbound and Down
Wgbw. Sorry again 4 tha delays, been busy l8ly lol.
1) Anywho, figured I would wait until some shows had ended before putting up tha final rankings. Having said that I realized this fourth season is just supposed to start on Sunday lol.
2) The seasons have gone down hill progressively since that Hall of Fame first season. Season 1 has possibly the greatest 30 minutes of consecutive television in tha history of tha world. The whole season is top notch.
3) Now although the last two haven't been great (and even sub-par for tha 3rd one), they still are above tha rest. Season 2 was still pretty solid, and at least Season 3 had a few good moments (obvi the episode where Kenny referred to Season 3 of Friends as being worthy of tha Criterion Collection).
Here's open Season 4 has more of April (obvi & yeah buddy) and less of the other stupid parts of the show...
1) Anywho, figured I would wait until some shows had ended before putting up tha final rankings. Having said that I realized this fourth season is just supposed to start on Sunday lol.
2) The seasons have gone down hill progressively since that Hall of Fame first season. Season 1 has possibly the greatest 30 minutes of consecutive television in tha history of tha world. The whole season is top notch.
3) Now although the last two haven't been great (and even sub-par for tha 3rd one), they still are above tha rest. Season 2 was still pretty solid, and at least Season 3 had a few good moments (obvi the episode where Kenny referred to Season 3 of Friends as being worthy of tha Criterion Collection).
Here's open Season 4 has more of April (obvi & yeah buddy) and less of the other stupid parts of the show...
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Top 10 TV Shows: #9: To Catch a Predator
#9 is tha hit show TO CATCH A PREDATOR.
I have a love/hate relationship with documentaryesque shows, but this one is top notch. I mean, they take sex predators off the street, bring justice to the world, and generally make for good television.
Two other observations
a) The episodes where Chris Hansen gives his commentary about the current episode that the audience is watching is super dumb. It's like, hey Chris, we're watching the same fucking show and know what is happening. We don't need your play by play about what questions you're asking the guy.
b) During a TCAP binge, AMAC and I noticed that on the older eps (that I think are available on youtube) they pause the screen on the offender's face right as CH walks out and play this crazy music. It's awesome.
I have a love/hate relationship with documentaryesque shows, but this one is top notch. I mean, they take sex predators off the street, bring justice to the world, and generally make for good television.
Two other observations
a) The episodes where Chris Hansen gives his commentary about the current episode that the audience is watching is super dumb. It's like, hey Chris, we're watching the same fucking show and know what is happening. We don't need your play by play about what questions you're asking the guy.
b) During a TCAP binge, AMAC and I noticed that on the older eps (that I think are available on youtube) they pause the screen on the offender's face right as CH walks out and play this crazy music. It's awesome.
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Top 10 TV Shows: #10: Real Chance of Love
Wgbw, the 10th greatest tv show of all time was the hit VH1 reality show REAL CHANCE OF LOVE.
Real and Chance were originally contestants on I Love New York (which was a spawn off of Flavor of Love). New York was a pretty cray character but she at least introduced the world to Real and Chance.
It was really such a solid show due to Chance being on the show. He was always being tight, got drunk and did crazy shit, and was pretty incomprehensible.
The other solid part was the sick theme song that was sang by tha 3 brothers. And obvi the questions they asked tha girls to stay on the show: "Will you take a CHANCE with me? Will you keep it REAL with me?"
STALLIONAIRES!!
Real and Chance were originally contestants on I Love New York (which was a spawn off of Flavor of Love). New York was a pretty cray character but she at least introduced the world to Real and Chance.
It was really such a solid show due to Chance being on the show. He was always being tight, got drunk and did crazy shit, and was pretty incomprehensible.
The other solid part was the sick theme song that was sang by tha 3 brothers. And obvi the questions they asked tha girls to stay on the show: "Will you take a CHANCE with me? Will you keep it REAL with me?"
STALLIONAIRES!!
Monday, August 26, 2013
Top 10 TV Shows of All Time
Wgbw. I know I've been slacking lately, but I promise to make it up. As part of this, I'm doing a top 10 countdown of tha greatest TV shows of all time.
Now I know there are some obvi spoilers from tha rest of the blog. But I promise it'll be mildly entertaining lol.
Stay tuned \o/
Now I know there are some obvi spoilers from tha rest of the blog. But I promise it'll be mildly entertaining lol.
Stay tuned \o/
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Freaks and Geeks
1) Me and Alan watched this sporadically for a few weekends. At least it ate up a few of those Sundays lol.
2) I could do without them following around the outcast group of people. It seemed like it rehashed a worse version of the Breakfast Club. The 80s already did the rebel outcast genre. I don't know why they tried to reinvent the wheel here.
3) The geeks were all kinda tight. Almost seemed like they musta been geeks in real life too to play it that well. Although I will say, what on god's green earth was the main character thinking when he broke up with Cindy? I mean, HELLO MCFLY, what are the odds he's ever gonna have a girlfriend again? Is his beef really that she just wants to gii and not watch his goofy movies? smh.
4) And what was going on with the ending? The show really ends when the girl goes to academic camp but ends up going concert hopping all summer? Is that supposed to be symbolism or something? What happened to the rest of the characters? Did that one guy keep playing dungeons and dragons? Too many questions.
Good if you're bored, but don't pull out tha wallet for this one
C+
2) I could do without them following around the outcast group of people. It seemed like it rehashed a worse version of the Breakfast Club. The 80s already did the rebel outcast genre. I don't know why they tried to reinvent the wheel here.
3) The geeks were all kinda tight. Almost seemed like they musta been geeks in real life too to play it that well. Although I will say, what on god's green earth was the main character thinking when he broke up with Cindy? I mean, HELLO MCFLY, what are the odds he's ever gonna have a girlfriend again? Is his beef really that she just wants to gii and not watch his goofy movies? smh.
4) And what was going on with the ending? The show really ends when the girl goes to academic camp but ends up going concert hopping all summer? Is that supposed to be symbolism or something? What happened to the rest of the characters? Did that one guy keep playing dungeons and dragons? Too many questions.
Good if you're bored, but don't pull out tha wallet for this one
C+
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Why Tony Lives: Silencing the Haters Once and For All
This is a shortened post. I originally tried to make AT's every possible reason Tony died, but I figured that will be a post for another day. After looking all over the internet I realize there are a thousand different conspiracy theories as to why Tony dies. I won't address all of them because some of them are so far fetched it's unreal.
Anywho, here's the top few reasons why he doesn't die, and some answers to the dumb 'he died' args.
1) We've always been privy to hits on Tony. Why not now?
David Chase has been SHH at fans too focused on the finale. The above article says Chase didn't analyze all of those goofy little connections that make people think he died. Hell, the guy that interviewed Chase when writing the book doesn't even think Tony dies. His argument is that we were always privy to everything going on in the show. The audience knew when people wanted hits on Tony; we knew that Patsy was drunk about to take out Tony in his backyard; we were privy to every conversation in which another boss wanted Tony out; Junior's conversation about going downtown. Why would Chase leave the audience out of the loop in this one? Certainly we would have heard if someone made an order to take out Tony. We've seen it EVERY OTHER TIME. Why would they veer off the path now?
2) The cast thinks he lives.
Not my best arg, but try to find a cast member who think he dies. David Chase won't close the door on a movie. If Tony's dead how could they possibly make a movie? Bobby thinks so too. Tony was all riled up that they just killed him off but then he too realized that didn't actually happen.
3) No motive.
There's a truce! Phil's dead and everyone has agreed not to make any more moves. Who would have a motive to take Tony out at this point? If Tony feels comfortable enough to let his family out is there really a danger to him?
4) WHO KILLS TONY?
For all you haters out there who think Tony dies, riddle me this: who figures out where Tony is? I can already predict the response to this: "someone with some allegiance to Phil." It's just a boogeyman theory. No one knows anyone specific, but everyone is damn sure that somebody did it. If I'm wrong someone should just reply with the person's name. I'll retract the entire post if someone can answer that question without a qualifier.
5) Logistically no one can get him.
That Butch guy spends the entire episode getting lost in China town. All of a sudden he can navigate to the new restaurant Tony's family is trying out? They can't even get close to him for two eps, gets lost in Chinatown, but then they can remarkably track him down at the restaurant?
And how is he supposed to find this diner within 6 minutes of Tony's arrival? Not only does this mystery man track Tony down. But executes him and waits on his entire family to get there. Obvi he's interested in making Tony apprehensive the whole time by walking around the restaurant, and really wants his whole family to witness the whole ordeal. SMH.
During the entire show, Tony always asks people if they are being followed? He's irate about this the entire show. If all of you haters really think that there has never been a bigger threat on Tony's life then why would he dilly-dally around and not notice someone following him? IT'S LITERALLY THE ONLY THING ON HIS MIND DURING THE LAST EP. Someone tell me how he'd forget about this when there's supposedly a big target on his back.
6) Journey wouldn't sign off on them using DONT STOP BELIEVING until he knew that Tony wouldn't get wacked. What's your answer to that haters?
1) A2 "But it turns black at the end!"
Yeah, like it would really be that simple. Here's what I don't get about all you naysayers: on one hand you argue that the screen turned black so it's obvi he's dead. I mean, what a simple explanation. On the other hand, you have all these theories about tigers, the color orange, abe lincoln, and the last supper as esoteric (how's that for vocab lol) clues that also explain it. I mean, pick which one.
Also, David Chase disagrees with you lol. "There was nothing definite about what happened." Here's more ev that focusing on tha final scene leads to misinterpretation. "(Chase insists that what you saw (and didn't see) is what you get. "There are no esoteric clues in there. No `Da Vinci Code,'")"
2) "BUT BOBBY SAYS YOU DON'T HEAR IT. AND THEY REFERENCE THAT IN THE SECOND TO LAST EP."
For the record, Bobby says you probably don't hear it when it happens. How do you explain that when Bobby dies he hears it? Sil doesn't hear it when what's his face gets taken out, but Sil hears it the rest of the series. And why wouldn't Sil hear it when the guy is at the table right next to him? Any explanation defies common sense. There's not a single person that dies in the show that doesn't hear it when it happens.
Using this logic, it's just as plausible that Tony had a panic attack in the final ep. Now I know what you're thinking, "But buffalo, he's never had a panic attack where he just blacks out all of a sudden." Well obvi. Neither does anyone else die and the screen just cuts to black. He's had more panic attacks then threats on his life. Even with this ridiculous line of thinking, he's still more likely to have had a panic attack then a sudden death.
Saturday, January 26, 2013
Buckwild
1) Wgbw. I know I usually don't review too many tv shows, but this one was OTC. Talk about walking into greatness.
2) As many of you hardcore blog fans already know, I obvi have love for rural country living so this show was pretty appealing to me. I'm really getting gungho about moving to rural Texas in the near future so Imma be tunin into this. I get this is in West Virginia, but whatever. Speaking of West Virginia, remember that time all those n00bs from KState got "welcome to huggieville" shirts? LOL.
3) That Shae girl >>>>>>>>>
It's like Jersey Shore only it doesn't suck lol,
A
2) As many of you hardcore blog fans already know, I obvi have love for rural country living so this show was pretty appealing to me. I'm really getting gungho about moving to rural Texas in the near future so Imma be tunin into this. I get this is in West Virginia, but whatever. Speaking of West Virginia, remember that time all those n00bs from KState got "welcome to huggieville" shirts? LOL.
3) That Shae girl >>>>>>>>>
It's like Jersey Shore only it doesn't suck lol,
A
Monday, September 17, 2012
Episodes Season 2
1) I can't believe how long ago it was that I reviewed the first season. I was pretty wild about it and it just picked up as the season went on. This season was almost completely backwards. The first few eps were so tight then it just went downhill from there.
2) They transitioned well to everybody getting used to the breakup. And I never would've guessed about the Matt/Boss's wife thing.
3) And obvi it was tight because Matt is just so wholly inappropriate in all of his jokes and the way the British guy reacts to them is always clutch.
4) The biggest problem with the season is just the redundant plots that get boring. I mean, we get the show isn't doing well. And that the two British people can't reconcile. And that the boss isn't going to leave his wife. But it just happens every episode and only partially gets resolved in the finale. I had to shut off like 3 of the eps as they were going on it got so bad.
:(
C+
2) They transitioned well to everybody getting used to the breakup. And I never would've guessed about the Matt/Boss's wife thing.
3) And obvi it was tight because Matt is just so wholly inappropriate in all of his jokes and the way the British guy reacts to them is always clutch.
4) The biggest problem with the season is just the redundant plots that get boring. I mean, we get the show isn't doing well. And that the two British people can't reconcile. And that the boss isn't going to leave his wife. But it just happens every episode and only partially gets resolved in the finale. I had to shut off like 3 of the eps as they were going on it got so bad.
:(
C+
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Girls Season 1
M.Danger- this is for you ;)
1) It was pretty solid. All the raunchy humor and random shenanigans they get into are pretty good. All the episodes were mildly entertaining except for that one goofy one in the middle of the season.
2) The thing that scares me about the future of the show is that the writing is too transparent. After Danger pointed out that Hannah dropping her clothes was kind of like her life falling apart I started looking for these metaphors. And the season finale where she just walks around lost obvi signifies how she's lost in life. Even when she yells at those chicks to help her they all laugh. I don't usually notice this kind of thing in movies which makes me worry that it's not too deep lol. (Random aside- I guess falling asleep is pretty easy- Ross does it on Season 4 of Friends and AMac said it always used to happen to him on the metro back in the day.)
3) Part of the other problem I have with the show is that I just don't understand some of the problems they have. I mean, they moved out due to personality differences? Did you just have that epiphany? Or that one girl complaining that the dude she dumped was gii with that other girl? Or that she had to do all the housework? Me and Alan didn't pay rent for 3 months one time and we still have family harmony (4u DB ;).
4) If this show ever goes under they need to give that Adam guy his own show. He's by far the funniest part about it and that would be tight.
B
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Eastbound and Down Season 3 - Part 2
Wgtw, I was getting ready to review Girls (that will be for you @danger), but forgot that I never got to EBD. I previously reviewed the first 2 eps but decided to hold final judgment until tha end.
1) It wasn't horrible, but it was just such a let down compared to the First Season. I mean, the Second Season was pretty good, but wasn't anything compared to the First. This one was even worse :(
2) Like where was April the whole season? (I've always had a thing for her so I might be biased). And why did they try to bring back all those jitsu characters from last season? His dad/step brother were just some unnecessary sideshow.
3) And why was there all of that ridiculous stuff going down? The scene at the plantation was pretty stupid, Stevie's meltdown was goofy, and so was him walking away from baseball.
4) That being said the third ep of the season was pretty close to the best ep of the show ever. And there was still it's fair share of raunchy humor/generally tight quotes from Kenny Powers/references to the show Friends that it wasn't a total let down.
I never thought I'd say this,
C+
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Eastbound and Down Season 3
1) Obvi this review is just after the first 2 eps, so don't get your hopes up that I have some inside pass to see all the rest of the good shit this season holds.
2) That being said it's been kinda below average for KP so far. Don't get it twisted, this show is still light years ahead of almost anything else on tv so far, but compared to season 1 & 2 it's been lagging.
3) I'm obvi glad they brought back April (for obvi reasons), but I dunno if I'm sold on Jason Sodukawhateverhisnameis yet. Hopefully during these next few eps April pops back up.
4) Big shout out to Kenny calling the hit show Friends as being part of the Criterion Collection. #yak
Pretty good stuff so far, I'll hold off grading it till it finishes up,
FOE
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