Tuesday, October 1, 2013

1408

1) Uhhhh. Not tha best way to start off the second greatest day of tha year lol. I feel like this review is more of a questionnaire for the director lol.

2) Samuel Jackson is super tight, but outside of the hit movie Identity, John Cusack is generally too emo and boring. I get that he had a fictional death in the family, but man o man is he cranky the whole time.

3) I've watched this movie 3 times and still don't really get what's going on. Is he having a dream the whole time? Is the room just really making him hallucinate? If so, what is up with the fire that sets him free? And why does he just stare real creepily at the end of the movie? Is he possessed? Is he still hallucinating? Did someone slip him something in his drink?

4) You know how the Shining left a few things up in the air (why was Jack in that picture on the wall? who was that bartender)? It's like that movie, only the entirety of the movie is one irrelevant question after another.  I imagine if someone really had to explain the movie, there'd be 1408 different explanations of what actually went on (maybe that's how they got the movie title lol). 

How JC and SLJ made serious faces for the movie poster is beyond me. No way they put this one on their resumes

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