Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Sleepaway Camp


This is one of the worst movies of all time.

1) The little boygirl killer is really jitsu. If it's just the little girldude killing people the whole time how would they be able to make it rain so quickly. She drowns a dude one handed and manages to shove a 300 pound guy in a boiling plate. And at the end it looks so stupid, they're just standing there like a naked wolverine with all these unexplained blood streaks on them.

2) The kills are even more jitsu. Waving a bee hive at a guy going number two? How did the guy's skin disappear in a matter of minutes? The boiling water caused that one guys skin to explode? One girl got killed with a curling iron and her hands just went straight out in front of her. That last girl that died fell out of the shower hours after she died? Some of the most dominant jitsu of all time.

3) The only redeeming part of this movie is the sheer amount of cussing that goes on, it was kind of tight.

4) This movie was so bad that it makes me like movies that happen at lake house summer camps even less. Shame on this movie for fucking up friday the 13th.

F (and consequently moving the rest of the friday the 13th movies down another peg or 2).

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