Monday, November 29, 2010

Friday the 13th (2009)


1) The story doesn't make that much sense. It shows little Jason seeing his mom get her head wacked off but in the original Jason was already dead when that happened. I also don't really get why Jason kidnapped the one chick.

2) The movie seemed to drag on for forever. That opening scene takes like 45 minutes and you think that'll set up the movie but then it starts all over like 30 years later. #jitsu. The reason most of these teen slasher movies are good is because all of the shenanigans go down in such a short amount of time. By the end of most horror movies 1 of 2 things usually happens; Either the killer has managed to survive a wreck of kills or the kills have just gotten so stupid that the movie just needs to end. I think this one coulda been cut down quite a bit.

3) What was up with Jason's hangout/cave place? I don't understand why they have to give these slasher guys little make shift beds and stuff like that. I just can't imagine Jason making it rain all day and then just going back to his little lair, shutting the lights off, and going to bread.

Not as good as a bunch of the remakes,

C-

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