Monday, November 22, 2010

Capitalism: A Love Story


Michael Moore's such a n00b.

1) A bunch of the people that he wants you to feel sorry for are pretty n00b. Why did that family at the beginning not open the door to their house? They video record the sheriff busting the door open but wouldn't just open it for them? Some serious jitsu could have been avoided by just opening the door.

2) The whole movie is really stupid. I don't have the energy to go into some political rant, but if Michael Moore hates capitalism so much he should just go to North Korea, or Cuba. There's obvi a lot bigger problems in other places in the world.

3) Here's the most serious jitsu of all time. An economics professor found out that Michael Moore went to request taxpayer money to help pay for his movie and got a million dollars for it. Maximum jitsu. How can you have a movie about how fucked up it is that rich people get taxpayer money, and then go get the same shit for yourself. It's not surprising that he won't comment on it because its one of the most jitsu moves for his movie. #da

4) Why does he always do stupid shit? He goes to the Constitution to look to see if it says what kind of economic system we should have, then he starts asking the security guard to point it out to him. I don't understand why he's got to be so jitsu and not just point out that it doesn't specify a system. What a n00b. A bunch of poor Michigan people paid for Michael Moore to go to Washington to look at the Constitution. If that's not n00bjitsu I don't know what is.

Dear god it was hard to sit through,

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