1) it has too much hipster weirdness jitsu in it. it's Pretty jitsu when they talk to the camera in the middle of the movie. the part where they're talking and the dialogue pops up at the Bottom is stupid. AND the split screen where they have to show both dinners simultaneously for no reason is dumb. Jitsu.
2) The jitsu just goes on and on. He talks to a horse while he's walking down the street about his relationship problems. He even goes back into a cartoon to complain about stuff. He goes back in time 30 years ago pops up in the classroom and has his 5 year old classmates tell the camera about their jobs. They go back in time in Ghosts of Girlfriends Past but at least that had a point.
3) It's like When Harry Met Sally
but really terrible. It's like they walk around and talk about their relationships and shit but this movie just doesn't go anywhere. In Harry Met Sally it makes sense because you know the plot of the movie. I don't know what the plot is here. Usually a movie has some problem then a climax then some kind of solution. But this is just two people talking about stuff and then go off on irrelevant tangents: they fight and then talk about chocolate milk; they start complaining about some random spider in the middle of the night and that trails off into a conversation about black soap. It's like what is going on?4) It wasn't a total waste: they talked about getting better everyday, and Pete made a bunch of jokes about Jon. Besides that it was a turd.
How this movie won any awards is beyond me.
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